Massage Plus Happy Ending
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In literature, a happy ending describes a story where the heroes achieve the best possible outcome and wrap up loose ends while forest animals look on in approval. In the world of erotic massage, however, a happy ending is entirely different, illegal in most places, and definitely not suitable for innocent animals.
The slang term spread in the 2000s, when happy ending messages became stereotyped as a service offered at Asian massage parlors or in late-night Bangkok backrooms. And, law enforcement occasionally make headlines by busting illicit erotic parlors (and their customers).
Happy ending massages are often the subject of popular humor. A 2005 episode of the TV comedy Robot Chicken, for example, played on the stereotype of the Asian masseuse offering a happy ending. The happiness came not from a sad, spiritless hand job, but from the hot, deep-fried goodness of egg rolls. Yum.
This is not meant to be a formal definition of happy ending massage like most terms we define on Dictionary.com, but is rather an informal word summary that hopefully touches upon the key aspects of the meaning and usage of happy ending massage that will help our users expand their word mastery.
Sometimes you'll be asked if you have ever been to a massage parlor before, in which case you should say no and don't really know how this works. You will be asked how long you want the massage to be, and the secret here is to be as frugal as possible. Pick the lowest price, because that's just the money that goes to the owner; the girls make money from tips. Don't try to be suggestive of sex at this point, because you're just going to come off looking like an idiot, and God forbid the escort doesn't respect you.
Well there are still a couple of decent or legit massage salons in Bali. Indonesia is famous for its Balinese spa and a lot of foreign tourists are also enjoying the service because it is relatively cheap compared to getting one back home. A full body massage for an hour would usually just cost 60,000 Rupiah.
Standard massage with happy ending or otherwise called as Massage Plus Plus (handjob) costs about 450,000 Rupiah. If you would like to avail of the entire shenanigan (full sex) and a room with Jacuzzi, their going rate is 950,000 Rupiah. Now, if you are the adventurous type, you can have a massage and a menage a trois with 2 girls for 1.7 million Rupiah.
Dear guys who plan to try bali for sex experience beware. This is a disappointing place. Most services are full if scam. You might rarely find an experience that is worth the time and money. I have travelled widely and right now September 20 2016 i am in bali. I tried both massage spas and freelancer touted on the street. Both were absolutely waste of time. If you can travel to bali with your girlfriend and have a great time. Otherwise stay away from this shithole. It is total disaster.
Go to GRAHADY SPA, left Karaoke and straight right side Massage, let your Show the Girls and the pay for one our massage, maybe 160 000. Then in the privat Room you can ask for something. Blowjob 400, Full 600. Good Luck
Hello, can somebody Tell me in Ubud and in Nusa Dua an erotic massage with happy ending for girls . My girlfriend want to be massaged and also hard fucked after in an erotic massage if it is possible. So somebody can recomanded me few places ?
Im going Bali with my girlfriend. Would the outcall female masseur provide sensual massage to stir up her appetite and eventually lead to happy ending? I hv a fantasy to intimate with her in front of the masseur. Is it usual for the masseur to meet my request?
Which is the cheapest place to get body to body massage in bali? Near Kuta if possible, and also with blow job if possible. And what will be the rates for the same? Is it safe and good to outcall (tbmbali.com) the service rather than going somewhere? And what will be the rates if i outcall the same service?
Dewi sri have bad service i pay 200.000rp for only the massage and the girl was 400.000 only for handjob and not go naked only topless really bad service not coming back to there !!!!!!!but riview spa is really good 1.2 million good girl good massage everything
Hi guys ill b staying in Ubud for a few days next week. Ive read a few posts stating that there are next to no prostitutes/happy ending massage plafes in Ubud. Is this still the case? Id really like to get something while in town.
Thanks for the heads up. Do you think individual practitioners would be amenable for an oral finish if tipped enough, or is it a carte Blanche only manual endings at this place? Also, do you know any other reputable outcall service in Bali that does oral endings?
Hi, heading to Bali on 23rd October (1 weeks time) and just wanting to see if there is any updates on costs and locations for some happy fun. First time to anywhere like Bali (south east asia) and wanting any advice I can get to make my trip as happy as can be. Have budgeted $5 million rupiah for 6 days of massages and extras. Is this enough. Looking to have a few massages with hand jobs, couple with oral, and then hoping to get a couple with full service including body slides if able to. Look forward to any responses / assistance gratefully appreciated.
Compared to the massage in Thailand, massage in Vietnam is derived from Chinese massage which involved focusing on points to release tension and knots in muscles. On the other hand, Thai massage involves stretching, muscle movement and moving limbs.
To find the Dai Nam hand job massage, walk into the hotel and on the left you will see two glass doors and walk to the end and take a right. There will be a Vietnamese guy waiting next to the lift asking if you want a massage at Dai Nam.
Before you take your massage, you will have the option to use their Swedish sauna, steam room and hot baths. When you come out the stream room a guy will ask you for a VIP shower, if you follow him, you will get a non-sexual rubdown with a warm towel. You will need to tip him around 30-50k VND.
After your massage is over the girls will hand you a card where you write down their tip. The normal price is around 250k-300k VND for a hand job. Depending on how much of an amateur you look like, they will ask for 500k VND or maybe even 1 million VND.
When you think that you can actually get happy ending massage in Vietnam, then you would have to think again. Often times, the skimpy the girls wear in a massage parlor the more likely they are a legitimate massage spa. Unlike in other countries where happy ending is most likely advertised, in Vietnam if you want to get a happy ending you would have to find the needle within the haystack.
There is one place that is located around Hoang Van Thu Park that is near the airport. There are several massage parlors in this area. Happy ending costs about 1 million Dong if you are a foreigner, but you can haggle it down to around 200-300k.
These massage places caters to foreigners and locals alike. Vietnamese girls are pretty compared to other countries I have been but the mama sans can be really too pushy. There are also places where women will allow you to touch and rub them.
On another thought, happy ending massage in Vietnam is also available and you can get it from establishments that are located on top floors of a hotel. But this includes for you to write down your details and pay entry ticket. Of course, tipping is important in these establishments.
Why am I saying that it is not so good, the massage itself is not that bad? It is not so good because I am talking about getting laid. Most establishments that offer massage in Vietnam are owned and controlled by the government. Sleazy massage parlors have been raided once or many times so you have to be careful with that.
If you are a foreigner, you are most likely to get the oldest masseuse because they reserve the younger ones to local patrons. Local men would complain if they get the older ones. However, if you visit the massages I stated above many of the girls are in their early 20s and really, really hot.
Happy ending massage in Vietnam often lasts for about 45 minutes. At the end, your masseuse will ask if you would like special service which costs about $30 for a hand job. If you are good at bargaining, you can low ball the price down to $20 (which is about 200,000 Dong).
In full-service sex massages in Ho Chi Minh, all the girls will ask you to use a condom. I am actually not sure on what their policy is over there on how often they get tested, as in Thailand it tends to be around every 3 months.
Ho Chi Minh or Hanoi offers great massage services. There are several parlors that you can go to but that actually depends on what you would like to avail. While it is not as rampant compared to Thailand, you can still be able to avail happy ending massage in Vietnam.
The best thing about these is that girls are actually beautiful. They are far better looking than Thai girls. Another good thing is that they are not as aggressive. These girls are a bit shy and would take a hint if they know that they are being rejected. Rejected? Who would reject a petite, sexy and pretty girl? A guy can have a full hour service (massage and happy ending included) from a beautiful 19 year old Vietnamese girl for about 70 USD.
We all agree that massage offer great relaxation. If you are in Vietnam, you will get you massage plus extra services for even better relaxation. One of the extra services are happy ending massage in Vietnam, one that I will tell you more in this article.
So I go to Viet Dong Hotel, found the massage on 2F. I tried the VIP room, the one shows in Photo above (680k/2hrs) basic+tips the manager $100k(give me someone young and speak English)+Tip 50USD for the girl(it maybe a bit too much, but I think she worth it, Really good service, good figure).
You were wrong. The tip of 500k is for the regular small rooms of 240k. If you choose VIP, no tip less than 850k is accepted, they start with 1 million and even to negotiate it to 850k is a herculean task. so next time if u choose a VIP Room, be ready for 1 million tip if u wanna have everyone happy. 2b1af7f3a8